Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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