Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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