Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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