Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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