After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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