What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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