he shaved USA in his pubs
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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