I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
there's paper in my vomit.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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