stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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