Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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