Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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