No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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