somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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