just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize