im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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