she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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