Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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