Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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