we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we made out on top of his cat.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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