I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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