Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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