Christians are straight up FREAKS
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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