Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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