help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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