The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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