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I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
