My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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