he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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