How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think I sprained my soul last night
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
