from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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