super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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