Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the day after is always just damage control
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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