she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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