I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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