Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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