we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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