Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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