dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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