found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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