Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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