Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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