do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize
