when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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