i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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