well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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