the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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