At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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