Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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