: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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