Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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