I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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