hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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