seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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