just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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