I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
