So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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