Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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