This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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