So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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