Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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